Ive spent a couple of hours on Facebook today catching up with old friends and generally having fun.
At the moment a few of us are having a bit of an ongoing competition to see who can come up with the funniest/wittiest status lines. This has been going on since Thursday. I thought that I would share some with you as they have really made me howl today.
Matt: I just opened the door to a 6ft cockroach. It punched me in the face and told me to **** off. Apparently there is a nasty bug going round
Dee: The kids next door just asked me to have a water fight - so I thought Id come and update my staus while Im waiting for the kettle to boil
Me: Im changing my name to Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz as the only men I seem to attract are either cowards, have no heart or dont have a brain.
Me: I just checked my bank statements and I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.....If I die tomorrow !
Me: Some people are under the impression that I think the world revolves around me. What utter nonsense. Everyone knows the world revolves around the sun.........which shines out of my arse!
Mark: I just asked my granny if she had seen my LSD pills that I left on the table. She said "Sod that. Have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?"
Debbie: just failed to stop a noisy fart leaking out in the queue at Tescos. Helloooooooooooo Asda
Ian: For sale. One parachute. Used once. Never opened. Small stain........
Tina: Freezing tempertures in Liverpool this morning. Reports say it was so cold a scouser was seen with his hands in his own pockets.
Matt: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich.
Matt: If you watch Thelma and Louise backwards,its about 2 women with a flying car who slowly realize their place is in the kitchen
Tina: So, is it too soon to ask Whoopie Goldberg if she's heard from Patrick Swayze yet?
Totally irreverant, not particularly PC, but I love every one of my "off the wall" friends x
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Happy birthday! I hope you are doing something special.
ReplyDeleteLots of love
Auntie M xxxxxxxx
Thanks Auntie Mo xxx and thank you for the card xx
ReplyDeleteI just had the girls round for the evening and stunned them all with my skills in the kitchen
:-) (cooking that is - NOT being able to drink a glass of wine as quickly as Keith Floyd) hehe
And I have a wonderful recipe to share with you if you dont already have it..... White Chocolate and Baileys cheesecake mmmmmmmmm that went down a treat x
I hope you took a photo of the cheesecake. Yes, please, I'd love the recipe.
ReplyDeleteerm .............it didnt last long enough for a photo ;-)
ReplyDeleteBut I shall email you the recipe to your email account and hope you enjoy it as much as I <ahem) WE did x